May 2013
123 posts
“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other, it’s every...”
– Michael, The Office (via torontoeatsitsyoung)
“It took me so long to do so many important things, it’s just hard to accept I...”
– Pam, The Office (via torontoeatsitsyoung)
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i’ve been avoiding the office tag for so long because my mom and i promised to watch the finale together. well, we finally got around to it. now i will ball my eyes out while scrolling through the tags.
“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...”
– Kyoko Escamilla (via chanelbagsandcigarettedrags)
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
radstunts:
scraggay:
therealhamster:
scraggay:
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont...
syupon:
tamaraldbrennan:
Who are you Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
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Watchthis will never not be my favorite.
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
champagnetaste-whiskeyattitude:
ok is it weird that when my hands are cold I hold my boobs like put them down my bra
people think that’s weird but how is that different from when guys stick their hands in their pants like really idk
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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